A selection of quotes and aphorisms about sleep and insomnia. Statuses about sleep A saying for our sleepless nights

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Status went to bed...and so did I!)

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I am very versatile in bed... Every day I sleep in new pajamas!

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How much do you have to want to sleep in order to doze off, closing your eyes tightly, while washing your face...

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Call at 3 am - "Hello! Will literature wake you up today??"

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Gone for a new dream playlist...

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I'm slowly forgetting...

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I want me to dream about a Unicorn, and not this former goat of mine.....

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Don't scare the ostriches! The floor is concrete! Don't wake up! I'll curse you!

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Today at 09:00 am I made the discovery of the century! And at 09:30 the second eyelid opened!

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The one who wakes up early is a lark... The one who goes to bed late is a night owl... And the one who goes to bed late and wakes up early is generally a crazy bird :)

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- Do you run in the morning? - Yes! Mostly around the house, screaming, I overslept!

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Who, lying at a desk by the window where the sun is shining, always turns over to “fry” evenly..???

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I'm sleeping. For all questions, contact me in sleep (sleep address zZzZzZ)

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It’s a shame when you sleep, you have such a cool dream and you have to get up without knowing how it ended.

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A mosquito lives for a day. It turns out that he has been ruining my sleep for half my life. He's a bitch!

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I come home and look at the dust. Give it, I think, and I’ll lie down.

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I had a dream today: - We were sailing on a ship and suddenly there was a hole! Well, I shut her up and shut her up, and the next morning I woke up - half the blanket was in my ass.

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I can’t sleep, well, let’s count the sheep: Artem, Dima, Misha, Vova...

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My brain is fucking cunning! When I wake up from work, he shows me a dream about how I got up and went to this very work!

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I have so much to do that I better go to bed.

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Healthy sleep not only lengthens your life, but also shortens your workday.

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Yesterday I went to bed again today.

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I got ready to do exercises in the morning, lay down on the floor and fell asleep.

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Sleep, my joy, sleep, bend your legs behind your neck, cover your ears with your heels. What, inconvenient, dear?

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Slept alone...Freeze!!!

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Who is sleeping? Who's dead? Who's blue? No, no, I'm fine!

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For me, the sound of an alarm clock is like a shot... - I’m lying there like a dead person))))))

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They woke me up, but forgot to wake me up...

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Today I dreamed that my husband snores... I wake up in the morning, everything is fine... not married!

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Can't sleep....can't sleep....can't sleep....OH! At least not to fall asleep..)

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Life has become a day shorter, no sex, good night...

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I didn’t close my legs all night...

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You ask me what I love more - you or sleep - and I won’t say anything, because I’m sleeping.

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I slept for 12 hours and didn't get much sleep. Hmm... I'm so insatiable in bed.

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Every person has had a dream that they could happily exchange for reality and never wake up.

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Night. The apartment is falling asleep. The cat wakes up...

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So, I went to bed, otherwise I would die from fatigue. Shall we fight next week? OK?

Funny statuses about sleep

It happens to everyone that tomorrow they go to work or study, but there is absolutely no sleep in either eye and thoughts are still spinning in their head. This is what is called insomnia. You can view quotes about insomnia in this article.

Insomnia gradually appeared due to the fact that it became scary to sleep next to him at night.

When a person is ready to spend the night without sleep, sleep rather quickly and imperceptibly overcomes him.

I don’t sleep for days, then sleep for days, and when I wake up, I don’t sleep for days again.

Sleep, which did not visit me uninvited with a glass of wine or a pill, took possession of my missus every night, like a punctual lover.

God, if only I could find the strength to get up and shoot through all this half-asleep! But there is no strength. You lie nailed to the very bottom, scorched to the ground. And that stupid moon face is staring at you from above! There is no trace of the evening dawn left, and there is still a hundred years until dawn.

Insomnia does not so much prevent you from sleeping as it makes you think...


I can’t sleep... I’ll go open his page and count the sheep...

We spent a sleepless night together - me and KOMAR. He drank and sang all night, and I applauded him...

After all, insomnia is a pretty shameless lady! Not for yourself - not for people!

If drowsiness is one of the symptoms of many diseases, then why do they say that sleep is healing? (irony, if anything)

If you can't sleep, do math.

For people who fall asleep quickly, the night passes quickly; But for those who suffer from insomnia, it turns into a part of their life, in no way inferior to the daytime.

When you have insomnia, everything around you seems to be a copy of a copy of a copy.

Boundless fatigue gave birth to insomnia, and insomnia gave birth to melancholy.


Who would have thought that insomnia gives birth to geniuses?

Insomnia is kind of like life, only shortened to three days.

Remember that the most common causes of anxiety, insomnia and stomach ulcers are despair, depression and confusion.

There is nothing more lonely and confused in the world than insomnia.

Insomnia does not so much interfere with sleep as it makes you think...

Sometimes I can collapse from exhaustion in broad daylight, sometimes I feel cheerful and fresh until late at night. But I’m not a hamster or a vampire - just a victim of insomnia.

If you liked quotes about insomnia, share this page on social networks.

This status is dedicated to those who like to fall asleep with headphones on while listening to music.

I will kiss you goodnight on the forehead, saying: “Good night, my idiot!”

Instead of wishing good night and sweet dreams from my mother, I now only hear: “Come on, get out from behind the computer!”

Waking up in a cold sweat and screaming, to my mother’s question: “What kind of terrible dream did you have?” I quietly answer: “September 1...”

Best status:
Another sign of love: you fall asleep only after his kiss and warm words.

I'm the only one who gets annoyed when you have a wonderful dream that you would like to experience in reality, but when you wake up, you realize with annoyance that it was just a dream...

It’s familiar when an annoying alarm clock interrupts such a wonderful dream at the very end, and now you have to come up with a continuation yourself, and then you don’t remember whether you dreamed it or not?

While I sleep, be afraid of my sleep!

Do you want to get some sleep? Then have time to go to bed not on the day you get up.

Shouldn't I take a walk into someone's dream and fool around there?

Dreams that you so want to make come true and it’s so hard to say goodbye...

Or maybe this is just a bad dream, and not a cruel reality?

Good night, orange dreams with a pinch of cinnamon.

A person spends 30% of his life sleeping. The remaining 70% he dreams of getting enough sleep. 🙂

We are woven from the fabric of our dreams.

If only it were possible to sleep off death in installments! – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Everyone dreams, but not everyone sleeps at this time.

One day he dreamed of Linda Lee, and then for a long time he could not understand who she was and what she meant to him. And when he remembered, he connected to the matrix and worked for nine hours.

Sleep is the only free pleasure we have left.

I always wanted to know what blind people see in their dreams.

Closed your eyes - you seem to be sleeping. Opened your eyes - you want to sleep. Closed one eye - perfect.

If dreams continued each other, oh, how much alimony would have to be paid! – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

If you pinch yourself, but the vision does not disappear, pinch the vision. – Gennady Malkin

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.

A man should sleep four hours, a woman six; Only children and stupid fools sleep more than six hours.

Dreams are a grand series of the subconscious. – Wanda Blonska

It’s easier for me not to go to bed at all than to get up early in the morning.

Tomorrow I’ll definitely go to bed earlier...maybe...no, I’ll stay on contact first...

Food should be simple. It’s good to sleep seven to eight hours, if you want that much, sleep with the windows open. Get up early, work hard, very hard. This will not harm anyone, because it will create good spirits, and the spirit, in turn, will take care of the fate of the body. Don't sit up late. After all, what is so valuable in social life that you would neglect your pillow in order to stay awake until the early hours of the morning!

Those sleeping in the same bed have different dreams.

Nothing extra. Early to bed and early to rise is what makes a person healthy, rich and smart.

Sleep quickly, someone else needs your pillow. – Mikhail Zoshchenko

“I want to touch you,” I repeated. “You’ll ruin everything,” she was afraid. - The touch will wake us up, and we will not meet again. “Hardly,” I said. - You just need to put your head on the pillow and we'll see each other again

In the morning, all girls are divided into three types: 1. I’d rather sleep and not put on makeup; 2. I’d rather eat and not put on makeup; 3. I’d rather not sleep and eat, but put on makeup)))

If dreams came true, there would be more happy people.

I dreamed about you today. -Yes? and what did I do? -You even screwed up in your sleep.

Nothing keeps you up at night like an unsolved mystery.

We die every evening. But we are dead men endowed with memory. – Jose Cabanis

When I can't sleep, I count to 5, and sometimes to half past six.

Truth of life: Most people, when they go to bed, cover themselves with a blanket so that not even a heel sticks out, because if even a centimeter of your body sticks out, someone will grab you from under the bed, drag you away and eat you.

I'm not sleeping, I'm not... not... n.. ZzZzz Zzz ZzZzz

Don't yell, don't surf the net! Don't write loudly! And you too go to sleep, stop reading statuses!!!)))

If you don't dream anything, it means you have everything. – Kirill Kyudov

Happiness is when they adjust your blanket at night and kiss you on the cheek, thinking that you are sleeping.

I'm having dreams now, Joey. And you can’t even imagine how beautiful they are.

As you know, a person spends a third of his life sleeping. At this time, the body rests and our subconscious turns on. In this state, the brain develops incredible abilities that are beyond the control of the body while awake. This is a physiological process during which brain activity and communication with the outside world are noticeably reduced. Mammals, fish, birds, some other animals and even insects have this ability.

I’m sleeping... I’ll wake up from the kiss of a handsome prince... I’ll probably sleep forever...

Sophie and I slept for 10 years that night. And in the morning everything became much more serious.

How tired I am of seeing our kiss only in a dream...

The only thing in this life that really interests me is sleep. I like to sleep as long as I can.

The wind raged, gusted and caught the intoxicating smoke, which swirled around the shooter. This smoke put you into sleep as easily and gently as a pearl appears in an oyster shell.

There are two lessons of death: the time before birth and sleep.

I had a strange dream today. From the moment I woke up, I dream of returning to it, but I don’t know why or how to do it. I would like to see you again, where you are now.

... did the sleeping beauty want to wake up? Wasn't she happier in her dream?... In a dream, no one will be hurt and many times you can go back and start over. In reality, this does not happen. Reality always betrays dreams.

Not having dinner is a sacred law for those who value sleep most of all.

She hit the corner of the pillow and lost consciousness.

Lack of sleep saps your strength and tires your mind.

Today, instead of “Good morning,” my husband whispered in my ear: “When you give birth to a sister for our son, there will certainly be no one happier than me...”

Dreams are invented so that we do not get bored while sleeping. – Pierre Duck

If I went to bed earlier, it means it wasn’t online...

When the soul dreams, it is the theater, the actors and the audience. – Joseph Addison

While the body is resting, often in the early morning, our brain can entertain itself with what is called “REM sleep.”

The stranger a dream seems to us, the deeper meaning it carries.

Do you also dream up your ideal world before going to bed? 🙂

They say that some dreams are other realities breaking into our consciousness. Maybe somewhere this was once the case.

Dreams are like a lottery: you never know what you'll get.

There is no better sleeping pill than a “good night” message from someone whose thoughts keep you awake.

When you're trying to fall asleep: 15% you're trying to fall asleep, 85% you're counting how long you'll sleep if you fall asleep right now.

Dream loves girls, he is not in tune with the clock!

And when you go to bed, do you completely cover your legs so that no one grabs them???)))

So we have been dating her for several years now. Sometimes, at the moment when we find each other in the labyrinth of dreams, someone outside drops a spoon on the floor and we wake up. Little by little we came to terms with the sad truth - our friendship depends on very prosaic things. A little spoon at dawn could put an end to our short meeting.

Dedicate half an hour every day to your frustrations and use that half hour to take a nap.

It is not the dream that is scary, but its interpretation. – Alexander Klimov

Sleep fell on me immediately, like a strangler, exhausted by a long wait, hiding for several hours in the darkness of the bedroom with a pillow at the ready.

Who said that sleeping with a soft toy is childish??? I absolutely disagree!!!

Sleeping one, do not wake the sleeping one.

In dreams, stupidity against a background of tenderness is not at all the same dreams as the same stupidity with a longing for tenderness.

Let the birds scream outside the window, let the whole world board trains and go to work, let giant volcanoes erupt somewhere, and Israeli commandos level another Palestinian village - I will sleep like a dead man.

There are girls with whom they sleep... and there are those who take pictures...

I like to sleep. My life tends to fall apart when I wake up, you know.

Every dream ends with you having to get out of bed.

I was pretty sure Tristen was dreaming about Becca. Yes, these were terrible dreams. But that evening I was jealous of my girlfriend even because she appeared in his nightmares. Will anyone ever dream of me, be it in a pleasant dream or in a nightmare?

Sleep is the most distant country that exists in the world.

You know, it's so hard to sleep when that's exactly what you should be doing.

Fatigue is the best pillow. - Benjamin Franklin

In reality we are dreaming. This is reality.

Everything that exists is a dream; everything that is not a dream does not exist.

Those who sleep alone sleep faster.

People are in a dream. It seems to them that they are in love, but in reality they are only playing at love. They believe they are kind, but in reality they have hard hearts. They eat hamburgers, read comics, watch blockbusters and are sure that this is life. People are in a dream. Someone needs to wake them up!

When the doctors prescribed me another drug, they warned me that it had a side effect: too vivid and crazy dreams. But to tell the truth, I didn't notice the difference.

Owls are people who go to bed late and don’t wake up until lunchtime. As for larks, they go to bed and get up early, but also sleep until lunch.

Sharing dreams with you, but there would be something to share.

Each of us has two minds: sleeping and waking. Our waking mind is what thinks, speaks and draws conclusions. But the sleeping mind is much more powerful: it penetrates deep into the heart of things. This is the part of us that dreams. She remembers everything, she gives us intuition.

In dreams and love, nothing is impossible.

He dreamed of his grandmother, who died when Pevunov was seven years old. He could not remember her, and he saw her not as an image, but as a feeling. Grandmother hugged him with airy arms and lightly bit him on the shoulder. She was laughing and for some reason covered in splashes of whitish foam. He asked what kind of foam was on it, and the grandmother, bursting into bells, replied that it was not foam, but a wedding dress...

In our dreams we always have one foot in childhood.

Sleep is a hotel for tired minds, in which all imaginable and inconceivable services are provided free of charge.

I'm a star in bed... I’ll spread my legs, arms and sleep!!! And if I spread my fingers, then it’s actually a snowflake!

A day without quarrels means a sound sleep.

You wouldn’t dream of something like this in a nightmare - It’s so empty both in your soul and in your wallet...

Life and sleep are one and the same. – Schopenhauer

Many people allow themselves to do this in their sleep, for which they are ashamed all day long.

Because no one ever lies in their sleep.

Tell me who you sleep with and I'll tell you who you dream about. – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

You go to bed at 21:00 in kindergarten - you are cool, at school - you are a loser, in college - you are a hero.

Sometimes I think I woke up in the wrong world...

In a dream there are no rules, people can fly, anything can happen, then you start to wake up and realize what kind of world surrounds you, but the dream still continues, you think that you can fly but you already understand that you shouldn’t do it. Serial killers live their entire lives in this state - somewhere between sleep and reality.

Sweet sleepers) I went to bed and nevermind get up! Plush, follow me!

The king, having fallen asleep, loses his crown, like a husband - his wife. Dreams are cruel... No matter how good you feel in them, you are forced to wake up.

Death is the thing that makes everyone whine, and this despite the fact that we spend a third of our lives sleeping... The British consider it harmful to heat their bedrooms and therefore sleep in warm underwear under many blankets, having previously warmed the bed with hot water bottles. England is the only country where people don’t undress at night, but dress up.

It's amazing how even the most vile men become inexpressibly charming and defenseless as soon as they fall asleep.

What do I think about when I don't sleep? Nothing! ... About the fact that I don’t want to upset my mother...

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Insomnia is the inability to shut up your brain...

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Hello, insomnia...

For the hundredth time I look at my watch.
The nights last for a long time.
This is a time of empty darkness.
Loneliness gnaws so terribly...

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Damn why, when you’re angry, you can’t sleep! (((

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When night falls, there is always something to think about...

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Did you know that when you turn around on your bed and can’t fall asleep for a long time, someone is dreaming about you?

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Another sleepless night... dark circles under the eyes, lethargy, fatigue, complete indifference, but in all this you... a strange feeling of hatred and love...

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Insomnia flaps its wings in the window, I can’t sleep, I can’t sleep... I wish I could sleep.

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Love deprives a person of sleep, but it also deprives him of love, because he ceases to belong to himself!

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The Swedes have a new remedy for insomnia sufferers. This is a CD with a record of the count - from one to one hundred. It would seem, what's new here? But no! The recording is in Finnish! You lie there - and in the dark they whisper in your ear - “Yuksi, kaksi...”

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Are you suffering from insomnia? Have sex!

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Bitches in a moment of insomnia do not imagine sheep jumping over a fence, but running goats, which they shoot at from any object available to them...

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Loneliness is like a prophecy, like insomnia in my eyes...

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I wished good night and... went into insomnia.

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I can’t sleep... I’ll go open his page and count the sheep...)))

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I urgently need to make friends in Kamchatka - I have insomnia - the entire virtual world has died out.

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Are you trying to sleep? Hello, A THOUSAND AND ONE thoughts...

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Every night, at one o'clock, an insomniac crawls out of my bedside table and begins to conduct some ridiculous monologues with me.

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Insomnia doesn't prevent you from sleeping so much as it makes you think.

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The heart is so afraid of parting. At night - damned insomnia... To be with you is just one desire... But I am nobody... just your Lover...

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And the sponsor of my insomnia is crap in my head. Shit in my head is always with me!!!)))

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The deepest sleep is in the human conscience, constant insomnia is in stupidity.

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I didn’t do anything wrong, but I was tormented by insomnia.

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You say insomnia... but I’ll tell you this... A bottle of whiskey under your tongue... and you sleep... like the dead!!!:)))

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Share your insomnia with your neighbor!

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Insomnia is laziness, coffee, the Internet and that other series you need to watch.)))

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Insomnia is a thought generator.

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At night I sleep with my eyes open, it's not insomnia - it's calculating your breathing.

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Who is “sna” and why is she not in my eye?

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Damn insomnia, terrible headache, mental pain, nerves to hell and just fucked up life!

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If you don't sleep for three days in a row, you can dream in reality...

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If you have an important day tomorrow and you need to get a good night's sleep in order to be as fresh as a May rose, insomnia is guaranteed for you!

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Insomnia tormented the ghoul...

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Insomnia is harmful to health, and sleepiness is harmful to life.

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I came up with a description of my condition the morning after insomnia - I went to Kherson...

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He is your illusion, he is insomnia. This story will end before it even begins!

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- I dream of you…
-...And you are my insomniac.

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I'm like a she-wolf, alone, alone with the moon...

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I suffered from insomnia for a long time until I found out what the INTERNET was, and now I have chronic lack of sleep.

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And I tell you that God knows sleepless nights too.

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Grandma couldn’t sleep on the train, and her compartment neighbors woke up wearing knitted socks and hats.

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Insomnia... Who is she? And what did she come for, looking at the night?

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Hello, I am the night, and your past and I were thinking... In general, you won’t sleep today

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On Saturdays after twelve I have only two states - insomnia and shamelessness.

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Insomnia is a long leap into the abyss of the night)

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Every night, at twelve o'clock, an insomniac crawls out of my bedside table and begins to conduct some ridiculous monologues with me.

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Is life a dream? Isn't insomnia more common?

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One less illusion - one more wrinkle.

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- Baby, why aren’t you sleeping? – Evil never sleeps!

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There is cognac and nicotine in the blood. There are thoughts and insomnia in my head. I promise it will all be over soon.

Statuses about insomnia

Are you busy at work and dreaming of getting some sleep? Or maybe you are overcome by insomnia? Then this selection of statuses is for you. Share “sleepy” statuses with friends, talk about painful issues!

All people are different from each other, but everyone is united by sleep; during sleep everyone is equal. Sleep is an opportunity to relax after a working day and restore your strength. It often happens that when you need to get a good night's sleep before an important event, insomnia sets in. On the one hand, this is an excellent reason to think, but on the other hand, after a sleepless night you are guaranteed to be tired throughout the day.

A dream is a kind of journey where all dreams come true. It is often accompanied by dreams in which you can be anyone: a banker, a queen, an astronaut, and even an alien. Vivid dreams are, of course, good, they speak of your rich imagination, but, most importantly, return to the world of reality on time in the morning and not be late for work. Sometimes in a dream a person sees not very pleasant dreams; they are a consequence of fatigue. In order to get enough sleep, have pleasant dreams and feel refreshed in the morning, you need to go to bed on time.

To wake up kind and affectionate, you need to fall asleep happy and satisfied!

And you can only fall asleep happy and satisfied with your loved one!

The time it takes for anyone to truly get enough sleep is five minutes longer.

Well, this is, of course, if he didn’t go to bed at 5 am, otherwise it won’t take 5 minutes, but another 5 hours...)

Healthy sleep lengthens life and reduces working time.

The night is given to sleep, not to work.

The quality of sleep depends not so much on what we sleep on, but on who we are awake with...

The main thing is that the evening wakefulness should not be with papers at work...)

Whoever went to bed early and got up early in the morning will be healthy, rich and wise.

That's it, I'm going to bed early today!

Sleep is a state of omnipotence.

In a dream we can do everything, we even manage to rule the Universe...)

Sleep is a little vacation.

Only vacation once a year, and sleep every day.

If it’s uncomfortable to sleep hugging each other, then there’s simply the wrong person nearby!

You will be comfortable in a single bed with your loved one!

Lack of sleep is not a problem. The problem is when you don't know why you wake up in the morning.

It’s not enough to just wake up, you need to know why you’re doing this...

Sleep is the only period of time when we are free. In sleep, we allow our thoughts to do what they want.

Quotes about insomnia

Boundless fatigue gave birth to insomnia, and insomnia gave birth to melancholy.

At night, when you can’t sleep, you are overcome by fears and sad thoughts...

Who would have thought that insomnia gives birth to geniuses?

But for me, night discoveries do not inspire confidence; there is a day to think...

I don’t sleep for days, then sleep for days, and when I wake up, I don’t sleep for days again.

And then, probably, you walk around angry and attack everyone?)

I can’t sleep... I’ll go open his page and count the sheep...

Look, otherwise you will be upset, sheep can turn out to be beautiful...)

Insomnia does not so much prevent you from sleeping as it makes you think...

I don’t want to think during the day, but when it’s time to sleep, hello to thousands of thoughts...)

We spent a sleepless night together - me and KOMAR. He drank and sang all night, and I applauded him...

Mosquitoes are almighty: although they are small, they can make even the biggest people not sleep...)

If you have an important day tomorrow and you need to get a good night's sleep in order to be as fresh as a May rose, insomnia is guaranteed for you!

Insomnia, apparently, is in friendship with the law of meanness...)))

The main thing in a diet is sleep... I didn’t fall asleep on time - that’s it... overeating!

So, why does everyone who loses weight go to bed at 6 pm?)))

Grandma couldn’t sleep on the train, and her compartment neighbors woke up wearing knitted socks and hats.

It’s good that it was grandma who couldn’t sleep...

After all, insomnia is a pretty shameless lady! Not for yourself - not for people!

Well, why is she immediately unscrupulous? During the day you had no time to think, so she gives you time to think at night.

Insomnia is contemplation of the stars in the depths of your soul at night.

When you can't sleep, you start to understand yourself.

Funny statuses

Before pregnancy, I slept on my stomach! During pregnancy - on your side! After having a baby, I can even sleep standing up!

With the birth of a child, mothers can only dream about sleep...)

Dad puts his daughter to bed. Half an hour later, mom looks into the room:
- Well, how? Sleeping?
- Yes, mom, he’s sleeping.

The child knows how to put him to bed correctly..)

If you are always carried in their arms, showered with flowers and given diamonds - wake up, otherwise you will be late for work!

A dream is a great opportunity to visit a fairy tale, become an oligarch or his wife...)

Children's sleep is very beneficial for the nervous system of parents!

A sleeping child is also a reason to sleep, not to wash, clean or cook...)

In any unclear situation, go to bed.

Then I will have to go to work solely to sleep)))

The guarantee of a strong and healthy morning sleep is the alarm clock that you forgot to set.

Wouldn't this be a guarantee of dismissal from work?!)

I can give and sacrifice everything except 10 minutes of sleep on Monday morning...

What can I say, every day I can give everything except 10 minutes of sleep)

An extra 10 minutes of sleep in the morning is worth an hour on the Internet in the evening!

If you didn’t get enough sleep, it means you didn’t log out of Odnoklassniki or Contact on time...)))

How do you feel about nightlife?
- Very good.
- What do you prefer: bars, restaurants, casinos, discos?
- I prefer to sleep soundly.

You know, in my dreams life is much more interesting than in your clubs...)

Healthy and sound sleep is the key to good health and high spirits. In order to get enough sleep, you need to go to bed in the evening, not late at night.